goodawesomeguy

Only having to say one word to your best friend and they completely understand everyting you're telling them. Why is it that only annoying songs get stuck in your head?

That depressing moment when you realize that the worksheet is double sided. What do I do when I see someone beautiful? I stare, smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down. You're at the bus stop when someone askes you " Has the bus come yet? " If the bus came, would I be standing here?! Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.